To celebrate my release from the AOXOMOXOA ABRAXAS AOXOMOXOA SAXARBA AOXOMOXOA ( redacted redacted redacted ), I’ve gone ahead and uploaded a free four-song early 4-track tape demo I made around 1999 or thereabouts. It’s a hefty-sized file, but has FOUR FREE SONGS in it and still sounds pretty good, at least to my aging & somewhat deaf ears.

- Jack

Just right-click and choose “SAVE AS” to save the free album to your computer. Thanks for stopping by!

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The previously unreleased Driver Down ➍-song EP, DRM-Free, MP3-Style for your enjoyment & perusal.

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I’m currently attempting to extricate myself from the Dungeon of Deceit, 17th Circle Downwards Archimedean-Spiral Staircase courtesy of Dreamhaven Books in South Minneapolis.

Special Thanks to Dreamhaven for the assistance. Special Thanks to Neil Gaiman & Friend for the assistance & the papyrus raft & the emergency stim-pack rationale.

Special Thanks to Sir Tim Berners-Lee, Julian Assange, Matthew Broderick, Kevin Mitnick, Pastor Fretheim & Family & Friends of the Lutheran Brotherhood.

Special Thanks to Baby Ganesha, Baby Ganesh, & Falafel King in Uptown for their delicious Red Pepper Hummus.

Special Thanks to Ye Olde Country Timey Lemonade for the metal detector surplus sale & free trinkets.

Special Thanks to Vintage Music Co. of South Minneapolis. Scott, thanks for the additional information regarding the provenance of the cross-stitch, which is quite valuable information to me in regards to the ongoing recalibrations necessary to refabricate the Unicorn Factory Abstract Factory Method Method Maker Maker Niner Facade Maker Niner, and without which Mikah Niner would be Truly Lost.

Special Thanks to Killahertz & Scott, Scott from Vintage Music Co., Scotty, Scott Tissue, Great Scott!!! ( throws papyrus raft at the zoetrope and watches the sticky celluloid glue factory factory method maker abstractly drizzle more digitally imbalanced slipstick-friendly sextant coordinates across the back of the chalkboard. Again. )

Special Thanks to John the Printer, Molly, McGuire, & Friends. Special Thanks especially to Lunalux & Jenni Undis & All Undis Family & Friends of course.

Special Thanks to Kitty Rogers. Special thanks to the Specials, Red Squirrel Television on ESPN2, Albino Squirrelfriend on ESPN & BBC7 & BBC33.3 RPTNG RPTNG RPTNG rpt ng rpt tng TNG TNG TNG

- Jack Merlot

(such as myself)

WARNING: THIS SONG CONTAINS A SWEAR WORD AND ALSO ADULT SITUATIONS.

The Cat they Call Clyde

If you have trouble downloading, try right-clicking the link and choosing “Save As…”

Cheerio!

- Jack Merlot

To save the file, just right-click and “Save As…”

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I’m pretty happy with this one. I learned a lot about envelope editing in Audacity, the software we use to multitrack these sessions. Audacity rocks!

Til next time,

- Jack Merlot

The lyrics are pretty out there, even for me. ;-)

It’s the beginning of a short novella/space opera/future sounds of the lounge band at the Martian bar “There & Kerrigan”, which currently doesn’t exist, but will, in say, 300 years or so.

To save the file, just right-click the link below and “Save As”.

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Hope you don’t think I’m *too* crazy for this one, peeps!

hugs,

- Jack Merlot

This one goes out to my friend Claire Undis – thanks so much for your kindness and generosity, Claire!

If you have trouble downloading the file, try right-clicking on the link and “Save As”. If you’re on a Mac with only one button, well, that’s your own damn fault. ;-)

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Lyrics are forthcoming in short order – and please, if you enjoyed this track, take a minute to leave a comment. Here, or on Facebook or Twitter or what-have-you, and also, don’t forget, I love getting emails sometimes even though they’re kind of old school now.

jack at jackmerlot dot com

xoxo

- Jack

(yes, it’s kind of about, er, the Kindle. )

Right-click this link and Save As for the Kindle Song!

Hey, it’s another free song! When will they party stop?

(Um, never? One can only hope…)

I thought maybe you’d be interested in hearing the evolution of a song, so today I’m posting the album version of Iris Florentine for your enjoyment.

Take a few minutes to compare the two tracks, I’m sure you’ll agree that the album version sounds a lot more polished.

That being said, though, sometimes I prefer the spontaneity of rough cuts, because you can really hear the song in it’s early stages, and it sometimes has a strange beauty to it that more fully “produced” recordings sometimes lack.

Thanks to everyone who came to the show last week – it was lots of fun for me to play a live set or two. I hope you’re all enjoying your copies of Orchids for Betty!

- Jack Merlot

All I can say is, it’s really good to know a drummer who really knows how and when to use brushes. (I’m not sayin’ you gotta like jazz, just that sometimes brushes paint a more vibrant picture than banging on something with a stick.)

Oh, and I also wanted to share the following picture with you – last night I got my Photoshop on and came up with this CD label for the ‘Orchids for Betty’ album. What do you think?

It's what's on the CD

I had a good time getting the words to spiral around the center of the disk like that, and it was also fun to create a little pastiche of some of the doodles and line drawings I’ve made over the years.

Also, my hand is kind of sore today after last night; I went ahead and hand-signed and numbered one hundred of the letterpress disk jackets – they turned out really cool, I can’t wait until you see them up close.

Thanks for stopping by,

- Jack

the original (unreleased) artwork for the Dragon Child single

Download Dragon Child over heah.

As in:

Ya’ll come back now, ya heah?

- Jack Merlot

Dragon Child

copyright 2004 Jack Merlot – some rights reserved

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Written & performed by Jack Merlot

Producer/recording engineer: Toby Lucien

Mastered by Diamond Fiction

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it’s been years since I felt like this
with a sweet little honey on my wrist
won’t you come stand with me in the night
before the clutch of our death-grip comes tight

Oh my dragon
oh my dragon you can come with me
I don’t know where I’m standing, on a cliff

with your heart in my hands,
I will decide
we are vultures in a state of denial
when you talked with everybody at the bar
the other night I laughed
cuz I know you’re coming home
and that’s what I planned

oh baby this time it’s gonna be rough
I don’t think I can fly any further, myself, oh no
it’s been years since I felt you in my heart
and this ocean’s only tearin’ me apart

it’s been years since I felt like this
with the sweetest little honey and she’s
pulling on my wrist
oh sweet dragon child dragon child my friend
I wanna be with you until the bitter end

I won’t die, I won’t die
but you gotta stay with me now now
I know I’ve been f*cking up a lot but
it’s the way I am

Driver Down (trip-hop) cover art - this track was never released, but we figured it was time.

So, go ahead and get yer Driver Down (trip-hop remix) right HEAH.

We didn’t really know what we were getting ourselves into on this one, and it shows, for certain, but on the other hand, WHAT A KILLER SONG. (I say that knowing full well how biased I am towards this sort of thing.)

Who cares if the mix is shot, the vocals are a mess, and the studio masters were lost in the Great Hard Drive Massacre of 2004? We sure as hell don’t!

Anyway, give it a try. If trip-hop’s your thing and you just couldn’t get enough of Portishead’s Dummy when it came out, you might just like it.

If not, well, it’s free, so maybe just delete it or something. That’s what we do with stuff we don’t like around here.

- Jack Merlot & Johnny Osmosis

As Manny sits by the side of the road and waits
Sits by the side of the road, tempting fate
She slows down and looks through her rearview mirror
says, “he don’t look so bad” and he has no reason to fear her

he said, driver, take me back down, down
back to the city of lovers
I’ll be acquainted with angels
you’ll share me with no other

I had just gone down to listen to traffic and play
My mind wasn’t entirely gone, despite what they say
Glass in the bushes, streaks on the pavement etched
forever in my mind, I wonder what kept them together

driver, take me back down, down
back to the city of lovers
I’ll be acquainted with angels
you’ll share me with no other

driver, take me back down, down
back to the city of lovers
I’ll be acquainted with strangers
you’ll share me with no other

This take is pretty rough, as it’s all first takes and done on my laptop, instead of on my Mac desktop, but it’s pretty cool to hear an acoustic version compared to the album version, which has bass, drums, and production values.

Download Iris Florentine. It’s free!

Single Cover Artwork by Estelle Johnson

- Jack Merlot

If you want, you can make up your own lyrics to go along with the song. Then you can pretend you’re in a rock ‘n roll band, just like Ping. Except the difference between you and Ping, is that he’s actually in a rock ‘n roll band, and you’re not.

But don’t feel bad. Life on the road isn’t always easy.

Taking a break from the harsh reality that is being in a band.

Ping and Mr. Pibb have an on-again, off-again relationship that typically ends with me having to separate the two of them for a while.

Here, Ping strikes a relaxed pose, having just finished a brutally challenging marathon recording session revolving around too much caffeine.

However, when the title of “World’s Most Famous Finger Cymbal Soloist” is up for grabs, who can say that his attentions are being inappropriately focused on the most trivial of pursuits?

Not I, that much is certain.

- Jack Merlot

This track, entitled Ghost Dobro is one of my favorites from the new album. It’s got a rich, chocolatey texture and plenty of leather-bones stretching to the stars, which is spooky enough that sometimes when I listen to it I get goosebumps.

Go ahead and download the single, “Ghost Dobro”, right heah.

And if you like it well enough, and can spare five bucks, head on over to the online music store and get the full album. It’s pretty great – five bucks for ten songs, cheaper than iTunes (and we think the music we make is more, uh, *charming* than most of what you see on iTunes these days… but, that’s just like, our opinion, man.)

Thanks for stopping by!

- Jack Merlot

This version was recorded in 2008 for the first Jack Merlot release.

Download Bohemian Bus right heah.

(greetings and salutations, fellow RPM Challengers/Redditors/Facebook frenemies)

I’ve got a special treat for you today – a free single from Orchids for Betty, our new album that we just completed for the RPM Challenge 2009.

Download Witness Protection right here. It’s a rollicking good tune, in my opinion. ;-)

- Jack
a.k.a. dragonfly_blue